Pronounced Ee-Von Moe-hee-ka Muh-tha Phuck-a!

SEPTEMBER 28th, 2005
10:00 P.M.

KEITH PRICE'S STARLIGHT REVUE
167 Avenue A
(BTW 10th & 11th Street NYC)
Have you seen me do stand-up comedy yet? Well, come on! Performance dates updated here!
Laughter is the best medicine...if you don't count weed. Funnies. Hee Hee. Ha Ha. Bathroom Girls. Yes they do totally rock! Free Mp3s. Put me on your ipod so the kid that eventually mugs you for it can get turned on to my comedy too. I am a STAR! Well, behind the scenes a few people know me...if they saw me, they might know me. You wanna pay me to be funny! What a coincidence I am a broke bitch with a few funny lines to toss around. Don't buy crap. Buy sarcastic crap!
Seek and ye' shall find something amongst the many broken links! What's there to know? I'm nuts!

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