Pronounced Ee-Von Moe-hee-ka Muh-tha Phuck-a!

Bio
Born poor in NYC and on my own since 17, I worked in comic shops while aspiring to be a cartoonist. Nothing bothered me. I smiled all the time! Customers liked me and I made them laugh when I would freak out about the state of the world. In 1997 I released a comic book called Bathroom Girls based on my teen angst and received a prestigious Ignatz Award Nomination. I was snatched up by TV and began working for various Comedy Central Shows. In the year 2000 I decided it was time to get on stage and train myself to be a great comedy writer. OK actually I was just using comedy clubs to get very public revenge on my politician X-boyfriend. But it was hilarious! Since then I've performed in top clubs, won an ECNY for my work with the NY Underground Comedy Festival, been on Howard Stern a bunch of times as the voice of Rosie O'Donnell and most recently was working for Chappelle's Show... and trust me, the best is yet to come!

   
Have you seen me do stand-up comedy yet? Well, come on! Performance dates updated here!
Laughter is the best medicine...if you don't count weed. Funnies. Hee Hee. Ha Ha. Bathroom Girls. Yes they do totally rock! Free Mp3s. Put me on your ipod so the kid that eventually mugs you for it can get turned on to my comedy too. I am a STAR! Well, behind the scenes a few people know me...if they saw me, they might know me. You wanna pay me to be funny! What a coincidence I am a broke bitch with a few funny lines to toss around. Don't buy crap. Buy sarcastic crap!
Seek and ye' shall find something amongst the many broken links! What's there to know? I'm nuts!

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